stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

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eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

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steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out
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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat)

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asymmetricjester:

ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE

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legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

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purlsbeforewine:

unwinona:

I love that Aang’s favorite fighting style is nooooooope.

#jewelry-making sweetheart vegetarian pacifist boy messiah of my heart
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